What Abandoned Course Is That?

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

I Was A Better Player At 50 Than I Was At 30.

No Matter What Happens - Never Give Up A Hole....in Tossing In Your Cards After A Bad Beginning You Also Undermine Your Whole Game, Because To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.