Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

In Golf, As In Life, You Get Out Of It What You Put Into It.

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.