We're Not All Supposed To Think Alike.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

When I Speak To Kids I Tell Them, 'hey, You Think Your Parents Are A Pain In The Ass Now, But They're Going To Get Smarter As You Get Older.'

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.