If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber,

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model. I'm Paid To Wreak Havoc On The Basketball Court.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.