We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very

Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A Empty Stomach.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows That Hurts Him.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.