Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.