We're A Planet Of Nearly Six Billion

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

I'm Surrendering Myself To The Realities Of The Internet.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

You Probably Think Stephen Hawking Is In That Wheelchair Because Of A Motor Neuron Disease. But If You Got As Much Barely-legal Student Poontang As The Hawkster, You'd Be In A Wheelchair Too.