We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

Dilbert: It Took Weeks But I've Calculated A New Theory About The Origin Of The Universe. According To My Calculations It Didn't Start With A "big Bang" At All-it Was More Of "phhbwt" Sound. You May Be Wondering About The Practical Applications Of The "little Phhbwt" Theory. Dogbert: I Was Wondering When You'll Go Away.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.