If You Are Trying To Impress A

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?