When You Have A Fat Friend There

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

I Think A Lot Of Stuff I Find Funny Is From Day Dreaming.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.