Wealth Is Not About Having A Lot

An Entertainer's Reputation As A Live Act Is The Most Valuable Thing He Or She Can Have. If People Know You Give Good Shows, You'll Never Be Broke For The Rest Of Your Life.

People Are The Same Wherever You Go. And If They Weren't, They Wouldn't Laugh At The Same S**t.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

You Can't Fake Comedy - It's Not Like A Movie, Where A Director Can Just Cast A Pretty Face.

I Love Black People, But I Hate Niggers.