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When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

I Think If I Took Therapy, The Doctor Would Quit. He'd Just Pick Up The Couch And Walk Out Of The Room.

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.