When You Talk About George Burns You're

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Everything I Do On Stage, I Made Up In Saloons. I Started Doing It In Front Of People, And That Became My Performance. I Never Had Writers.

I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.