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I'm Doing Stuff On Kaballah And Scientology And A Little Bit More Racial Stuff, For Good Measure.

Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An Angle On It.

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

When I Was 9 Or 10 Years Old, My Dad Took Me Over To A Neighboring Farm To Help Get Stuff For The Meal. The Farmer, Vic, Told Me To Look At All The Turkeys And Pick One Out. I Saw A Cute One With A Silly Walk And Cried, 'him!' Before My Pointing Finger Had Even Dropped To My Side, Vic Had Grabbed The Turkey By The Neck And Slit [the Animal's] Throat. Blood And Feathers Went Flying. I Had Sentenced That Turkey To Death! Up Until Then, I Didn't Know Where Meat Came From—and I've Been A Vegetarian Ever Since.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.