We Have A Big Appetite For Putting

When I'm Surfing, I'm Sure Not Thinking About The Paparazzi. I Guess If They Start Getting On Floaties And Coming Out There In The Water, Then I Might Be A Little Upset.

A Prophet Is Not Without Honour, Save In His Own Country, And In His Own House.

I Like Quips. I Like Whiffs Of Cynicism And I Think They Can Be Witty. But I Don't Really Know Where Wittiness Is Constructive.

The Male Is Always The Pawn In A Romantic Comedy. Come Together, Break Up, Go Chase Her, Get Her, Roll Credits. That's What Happens In All Of Them.

I Like The 'alive' Part. Now I've Made It. Wait Until You See The Roles I Could Take After This. You're Going To See My Gut Hanging Over, Plus 22lbs. It'll Be A Whole New Kind Of Sexy!