I Like Quips. I Like Whiffs Of

When I'm Surfing, I'm Sure Not Thinking About The Paparazzi. I Guess If They Start Getting On Floaties And Coming Out There In The Water, Then I Might Be A Little Upset.

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

Cynicism Can Be Funny. But It's The Easy Way. You'll Forget To Enjoy Anything. I Try To Make The Evolving Choice, The Forward-moving, Life-giving Choice. Just Keep Living, Man.

The First Step That Leads To Our Identity In Life Is Usually Not 'i Know Who I Am,' But Rather 'i Know Who I Am Not.'

We Dissect Failure A Lot More Than We Dissect Success.