We Hate William And Kate

Boot The Grime Of This World In The Crotch Dear.

I'd Love To...but Only With You.

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.

This Position I've Held ... It Pays May Way And It Corrodes My Soul.

Doing Nothing Gives Me Great Pleasure. And Believe Me, I Succeed Wonderfully In It.