This Position I've Held ... It Pays

Madonna Reinforces Everything Absurd And Offensive. Desperate Womanhood. Madonna Is Closer To Organized Prostitution Than Anything Else.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

You Can't Help But Feel That The Chinese People Are A Subspecies.

These Tears I'm Wailing, I Spill Not Without Reason. Remove Them, My Dearest Love. Take Me To The Place I've Been Dreaming Of, Where The Grotesquely Lonely Meet The Grotesquely Lonely And They Whisper, Just Very Softly, Please Be Mine, Dearest Love.

I Smoke 'cos I'm Hoping For An Early Death And I Need To Cling To Something.