We Get To See It! January 1st,

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.

I Think I'd Be A Really Good Dad. So Perhaps I'm Doing Society A Disservice By Not Having As Many Kids As Possible.

I Have A Few Business Ideas (that I'm Going To Advertise In High Times, Amongst Other Places), And One Of Them Is A Service In Which I Offer To Eat And Describe Pork To Kosher People.

I Think I Could Have A Funnier, More Economic Sets. But That's The Comedy I Do. And I Understand If People Aren't Interested In It And Would Rather Listen To Someone Else. But I'll Never Understand The Anger People Have Toward Me.

I Don't Think Of My Opponents In The Sense That I Don't Think Of Them Consciously, I Don't Steer It One Way Or The Other.