The South Has More Of A Disproportionate

I Do Lots Of Other Drugs But I Smoke Pot Maybe 5-10 Times A Year Now. I Used To Smoke It All The Time, But I Don't, And I Haven't For Awhile. That's Just Because It Makes Me - And I'm Not Saying This About Everybody Else - But It Makes Me Kind Of Dumb And Self-conscious.

I Have No Hesitation Doing Children's Movies. Zero. And I Don't Even Have Kids.

I Think Pornography Is The Only Art Form Where You Can Be Videotaped On A Shaky Handy Cam Sucking Off A Horse And Be Considered A Star.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.