Very Few American Parents Give A Crap

I Find That When People Laugh Really Hard, It's Usually Because They're Connecting And Identifying In A Way That They Hadn't Considered. That's My Payoff.

I Think You Have To Try And Fail, Because Failure Gets You Closer To What You're Good At.

People Don't Talk To Me On Airplanes.

Look At All The Minorities Around Here! I'm The Only Majority.

I Look Around, Pretty Much 100% Of The People Driving Are Texting. And They're Killing, Everybody's Murdering Each Other With Their Cars. But People Are Willing To Risk Taking A Life And Ruining Their Own Because They Don't Want To Be Alone For A Second Because It's So Hard.