Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Before Marriage, A Man Declares That He Would Lay Down His Life To Serve You; After Marriage, He Won't Even Lay Down His Newspaper To Talk To You.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

Honeymoons Are The Beginning Of Wisdom--but The Beginning Of Wisdom Is The End Of Romance.