Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool

Plenipotentiary, Adj. Having Full Power. A Minister Plenipotentiary Is A Diplomatist Possessing Absolute Authority On Condition That He Never Exert It.

Scriptures - The Sacred Books Of Our Holy Religion, As Distinguished From The False And Profane Writings On Which All Other Faiths Are Based.

Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents Of Porcophagy.

At War With Savages And Idiots. To Be A Frenchman Abroad Is To Be Miserable; To Be An American Abroad Is To Make Others Miserable.

Apothecary, N. The Physician's Accomplice, Undertaker's Benefactor And Grave Worm's Provider