Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents

Brain, N. An Apparatus With Which We Think That We Think. That Which Distinguishes The Man Who Is Content To Be Something From The Man Who Wishes To Do Something. A Man Of Great Wealth, Or One Who Has Been Pitchforked Into High Station, Has Commonly Such A Headful Of Brain That His Neighbors Cannot Keep Their Hats On. In Our Civilization, And Under Our Republican Form Of Government, Brain Is So Highly Honored That It Is Rewarded By Exemption From The Cares Of Office.

Adder, N. A Species Of Snake. So Called From Its Habit Of Adding Funeral Outlays To The Other Expenses Of Living.

Happiness Is Lost By Criticizing It; Sorrow By Accepting It.

Backbite: To ''speak Of A Man As You Find Him'' When He Can't Find You.

Confidante: One Entrusted By A With The Secrets Of B Confided To Herself By C.