Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

The Difference Between A Child's Toy And An Adult Toy Is: Location, Location, Location.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.