Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense,

If You Want To Dry Hump Someone You Don't Know, Just Act Like They Were Choking.

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.