Vaisey Looked Like A Startled Earwig.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

Honestly, What Planet Do These People Live On? And Why Isn't It Farther Away?

Dad At Breakfast Today Being Very Quiet. I Notice He Is Clean Shaven. I Said To Him, "vati, What Has Happened To The Little Beaver That Used To Live On The End Of Your Chin?

He Said, "hi, Gorgeous," Which I Think Is Nice. I Admire Honesty.

I Like The Idea That I Can Talk To Any Teenage Girls. You Know, In A Language That Makes Sense To Them.