He Said, "hi, Gorgeous," Which I Think

This Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life. So Why Is My Hair Sticking Up Like A Cockerel?

There He Is, Tall, Tanned, Italian, Sophisticated. So What Do You Do?" I Said, "er, Leap On Him And Snog Him Within An Inch Of His Life? Taking Care Not To Strangle Myself On His False Beard, Or Disturb His Banana.

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.

Jas, Whatever Tom Has Under His Trousers Is Between You And Him.

Vaisey Said, "is It Because Your Parents Don't Understand You?" Charlie Said, "no, It's Because Our Parents Understand Us Very Well, And That Is Why They Wanted Us To Go Away.