Universal Peace Sounds Ridiculous To The Head

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

A Bad Cold Wouldn't Be So Annoying If It Weren't For The Advice Of Our Friends.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.