The Worst Feature Of A New Baby

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

Some People Are So Sensitive That They Feel Snubbed If An Epidemic Overlooks Them.

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.