Touring Is Hard On The Body.

I Have Big Nuts. Huge Nuts. Elephantitis Of The Balls - That's What I Have.

Believe It Or Not, I Thank My Mom For How She Raised Me In A Neighborhood Daily To Jump And Chase Me. It Only Made Me What I Am Today.

99% Of My Life I Was Lied To. I Just Found Out My Mom Does More Dope Than I Do(damn!). I Told Her I'd Grow Up To Be A Famous Rapper, Make A Record About Doing Drugs And Name It After Her (-oh, Thank You!).

Came To The World At A Time When It Was In Need Of A Villain. An Asshole, That Role I Think I Succeed In Fulfilling. Dont Think I Ever Stopped To Think I Was Speaking To Children. Everything Was Happening So Fast, It Was Like I Blinked, Sold Three Million.

I Wanna Get On Tv And Just Let Loose. But Can't, But It's Cool For Tom Green To Hump A Dead Moose.