Guns Are Bad, I Tell You.

I Don't Know Why This World Keeps Turning, Round And Round. But I Wish It Would Stop And Let Me Off Right Now!

Love Is Evil, Spell It Backwards, I’ll Show Ya.

Throughout My Career, I Fed Off The Fuel Of People Not Being Able To Understand Me.

I Don't Like To Give The Sob Story: Growing Up In A Single-parent Home, Never Knew My Father, My Mother Never Worked, And When Friends Came Over I'd Hide The Welfare Cheese. Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid. I Didn't Go To School. I Couldn't Deal.

I Wanna Get On Tv And Just Let Loose. But Can't, But It's Cool For Tom Green To Hump A Dead Moose.