Today, You're 50. Now We Can Round

Can We Move This Conversation Along, I'm Getting Frightfully Tired Of 'hoa'.

The Population Of Earth Has Reached 7 Billion People, Every Single One Of Whom Send You Irritating Emails To Join Something Called "linkedin."

I Want A Pit Crew... I Hate The Procedure I Currently Have To Go Through When I Have Car Problems.

Sailboats Are The Slowest Form Of Transportation On Earth With The Possible Exeption Of Airline Flights That Go Through O'hare.

My Mother Told Me, “son, It Is Better To Be Rich And Healthy Than Poor And Sick.” I Have Tried Very Hard To Heed Those Words.