Sailboats Are The Slowest Form Of Transportation

I Argue Very Well. Just Ask Any Of My Remaining Friends.

I Watched As An Extremely Nerdy Exhibitor - I'm Talking About A Guy Who Makes Bill Gates Look Like Brad Pitt.

I Can Snap Your Spine Like A Toothpick.

Playing An Unamplified Electric Guitar Is Like Strumming On A Picnic Table.

The Planes Are Crowded And Noisy And Late, And Everybody Hates Everybody. If Armed Terrorists Had Tried To Hijack Any Of The Flights I've Been On Lately, We Passengers Would Have Swiftly Beaten Them To Death With Those Hard Rolls You Get With Your In-flight Meals.