Sailboats Are The Slowest Form Of Transportation

Your Friends Love You Anyway.

The Primary Function Of The Government Is - And Here I Am Quoting Directly From The U.s. Constitution - 'to Spew Out Paper.'

The Nicest Father's Day Surprise Of All For Dad Would Be If You Handed Him A Box, And He Unwrapped It, And There, Inside, Sitting On A Bed Of Folded Tissue, Was The Pair Of His Undershorts That Somebody Threw Away Six Months Ago (without Asking Dad) Because They Had Reached The Stage Where They Were 3 Percent Undershorts And 97 Percent Holes. Dad Misses Those Undershorts. They Were His Faithful Undershorts Companion.

What I Need Is A Search Engine That, No Matter What I Type In, Comes Back With Go Back To Work.

My Problem With Chess Was That All My Pieces Wanted To End The Game As Soon As Possible.