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Marriage, Friends, Is A Lifelong Feast; Love Is No Light Lunch.

As For Kissing On The First Date, You Should Never Date Someone Whom You Would Not Wish To Kiss Immediately.

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

No Matter What Time Of Year I Come Here, People Always Say The Same Thing: Its Not Usually Like This.