No Matter What Time Of Year I

March Is The Month God Created To Show People Who Don't Drink What A Hangover Is Like.

I Think The Most Un-american Thing You Can Say Is, 'you Can't Say That.'

You Now Have Learned Enough To See That Cats Are Much Like You And Me And Other People Whom We Find Possessed Of Various Types Of Mind. For Some Are Sane And Some Are Mad And Some Are Good And Some Are Bad And Some Are Better, Some Are Worse — But All May Be Described In Verse.

Not Everyone Has A Life's Work. Some People Simply Have A Life.

When The Country Goes Temporarily To The Dogs, Cats Must Learn To Be Circumspect, Walk On Fences, Sleep In Trees, And Have Faith That All This Woofing Is Not The Last Word.