To Apologize Is To Lay The Foundation

Body-snatcher, N. A Robber Of Grave-worms. One Who Supplies The Young Physicians With That With Which The Old Physicians Have Supplied The Undertaker.

History Is An Account, Mostly False, Of Events, Mostly Unimportant, Which Are Brought About By Rulers, Mostly Knaves, And Soldiers, Mostly Fools.

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

Opposition, N. In Politics The Party That Prevents The Government From Running Amuck By Hamstringing It.

Pillory, N. A Mechanical Device For Inflicting Personal Distinction - Prototype Of The Modern Newspaper Conducted By Persons Of Austere Virtues And Blameless Lives.