This Stuff Tastes Awful; I Could Have

I'm At The Stage Of Life When If A Girl Says No To Me I'm Profoundly Grateful To Her.

Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom The Size Of A Buick.

Is It Better To Be The Lover Or The Loved One? Neither, If Your Cholesterol Is Over Six Hundred. By Love, Of Course, I Refer To Romantic Love -- The Love Between Man And Woman, Rather Than Between Mother And Child, Or A Boy And His Dog, Or Two Headwaiters.

I Said This To My Daughter, If You Don't Practice The Guitar, When You Get Older You Wouldn't Be Able To Play It. It's That Simple. If You Want To Play The Guitar, You Put A Half Hour In Everyday, But You Have To Do It.

If My Soul Exists Without My Body I Am Convinced All My Clothes Will Be Loose-fitting