Honey, There's A Spider In Your Bathroom

I Believe People Ought To Mate For Life...like Pigeons Or Catholics.

I Do The Movies Just For Myself Like An Institutionalized Person Who Basket-weaves. Busy Fingers Are Happy Fingers. I Don't Care About The Films. I Don't Care If They're Flushed Down The Toilet After I Die.

As The Author You Know How You Want It To Appear On Screen And It's Always The Content Dictating The Form.

How The Hell Do I Know Why There Were Nazis? I Don't Know How The Can-opener Works.

Some People Are Funny, And Some People Are Not Funny. Many People Who Are Not Funny Can Make A Living At It. You Don't Have To Be Great To Make A Living At It. Just Like A Doctor Who Doesn't Have To Be Great Can Still Make A Living Out Of It.