I Just Liked Stand-up Comedy So Much.

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

The Marines Gave Me A Really Strong Sense Of Discipline And A Work Ethic That Kicks In At My Job.

Exercise Is The Main Thing That Helped Me Lose Weight.