People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

The Best Thing About Las Vegas Is That No One Pretends To Be Responsible For Your Behavior Like They Do In The Rest Of The Country. There's No Meddling Self-righteous Liberals Or Right-wing Christian Demagogues Telling You That You Can't Do Something Fun With Your Own Time And Money. If You Can Afford It, It's Yours.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

The Tv Season Is A Year-long Thing Now, And The Networks Are Starting To Look At It That Way, Thanks To Cable, Satellites, And Competition.