The Tv Season Is A Year-long Thing

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Think That If Anyone Bothered To Take A Survey, They Would Find A Sharp Decline In Atheism During The Winters In Cleveland, Ohio.

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I Think A Lot Of People Are Afraid Of Freedom. They Want Their Lives To Be Controlled, To Be Put Into A Box... Why Should Someone Put A Limit On How Much Fun I Can Have, How Much I Can Accomplish?