Think Of Me As A Sex Symbol

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.