They're Saying Now That Rick Santorum Is

They're Talking About Putting A Woman On The $20 Bill. And Hillary Said, 'i'm Available.'

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Hillary Clinton, Our Junior Senator From New York, Announced That She Has No Intentions Of Ever, Ever Running For Office Of The President Of The United States. Her Husband, Bill Clinton, Is Bitterly Disappointed. He Is Crushed. There Go His Dreams Of Becoming A Two-impeachment Family.

Here's The Plot Of 'interstellar.' Refugees - They're Known As Democrats - They're Looking For A New Planet.

Compared To Clinton, I Feel Like A Loser. I Can't Even Get The Intern To Make Me Coffee!