Here's Why Sarah Palin Says She Won't

I Wouldn't Give My Troubles To A Monkey On A Rock.

Mitt Romney And His Family Have A Big Two-day Weekend Plan. They're Going To Hike To The Top Of His Money.

John Boehner - Doesn't He Look Like Every Guy You've Ever Seen At A Hotel Bar? He Looks Like The Kind Of Guy Who Licks His Thumb When He Counts His Money.

My Political Position Is That I'm Happy To Be Alive And In North America.

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