They Say That Structure Is Freedom, And

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

I Don't Think I Ever Wrote A Song. I Can Write A Lot Of Jokes, But When I Try To Write Lyrics They're The Most Direct, Non-figurative Words, Like, 'i Like You, I Like You,'... And That's It, For The Whole Song. People Would Go, 'ooh, This Guy's Dylan Or Something.' It Gives Me A Lot More Respect For Songwriters, Actually.

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.