I Can Move Objects With My Mind,

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

One Thing You Never Hear Is "man That Guy Is Good At Badminton".