They Say Living Well Is The Best

You Don't Really Prepare For A Kissing Scene.

The Wind Came In Languid Gusts Like Whispered Reminders.

I Have A Lot Of Books Optioned. This One Sat Around For A While - Part Of That Was Just Because I Was Trying To Figure It Out, And I Didn't Realize I Needed Pam To Figure It Out - But I'm Not Somebody That Likes To Option Books And Then Sit On Them.

I Was Supposed To Go Out With This Girl, But The Plans Mixed Up Because I Was Working Late. So I Went To Her Apartment With A Flower. She Was Asleep, But I Really Wanted To See Her. I Figured I'd Be Like Romeo, And Climbed Up To Her Balcony And Gave Her A Rose. She Was Very Shocked. After That, It Was Over.

Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And I Feel Like Being Alone. Then I Talk To My Cat About It, And He Reminds Me I’m James Franco. Then We Dance.