Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And

Quite Franc-ly, I Think I Am An Asset To This World We Live In. I Know That If I Didn’t Exist, There Would Be Some Truly Upset People Just Waiting For Me. A Life Without Franco Is Like A Kitten Without Fur. That’s What My Reflection Told Me.

Did You Ever See Cheech And Chong's Up In Smoke? That's What Happens If You Really Smoke Weed And Make A Movie. You Get Two Guys And No Plot And It's Basically Like, 'yeah! Let's Drive A Van Made Of Weed!' And That's Pretty Much The Movie.

There's A Large Chunk Of Me In All The Parts. As An Actor, I Got Involved Largely Because I Want To Let Things Out. The Best Acting Is That That Is Most Real And The Only Way To Do That, Is To Genuinely Feel It.

I Drank From The Bottle Again And It Was A Scary Plunge Because I Always Wanted To Take Too Much. It Hurt, But It Was Also Impressive, Like Being In The Hands Of A Bigger Force. And Because Of That, A Relief.

You Say I Sucked At The Oscars. I Was A Genius At The Oscars. That Was Experimental Tuxedo Sleep Art.