They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine - Unless You're Diabetic, Then Insulin Comes Pretty High On The List.

I Have A Very Happy Marriage And Friends Who Keep My Feet On The Ground. But Looking For Satisfaction In Life Is Difficult. Maybe Being Happy Is As Simple As Not Being Unhappy.

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They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.